Sexist A-Hole Edits Women Out of 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi', Get Dunked on by the Film's Director and Stars

A lot of little kids forget to wash their hands after they got to the bathroom, which leads to pinworms β€” little disgusting worms that live in and around the butthole that then require medication to clear up. Today, we're going to talk about the pinworms of society β€” namely, men who think the SJWs are ruining Star Wars with all these women characters.

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Star Wars is much easier to enjoy if you aren't being constantly reminded that the lead would never sleep with you, like it was with Luke.
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Pedestrian is reporting on a quote unquote "fan" edit of Star Wars: The Last Jedi that removes all women from the film. An anonymous Pirate Bay user uploaded the cut, which clocks in at just 46 minutes, who described it as, "basically The Last Jedi minus Girlz Powah and other silly stuff." And while that's already toxic enough, the specifics are even worse: any important dialogue said by a woman is either restated by a man and the green milk part is gone (because lactation is inherently female, I guess?). Also, the entire scene where Leia dresses down Poe Dameron β€” which a sad, broken mind sees as the moment Poe becomes an ineffective man? β€” is removed entirely.

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"Get me Poe Daemeron. I have to tell him he's right about everything and that I am wrong and bad. And whatever you do, DO NOT LET HIM GROW EMOTIONALLY."
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Obviously it's asinine to think Star Wars is hurt by women, when it's actually been massively improved with more women. So what's the best medication for the pinworms who put together this cut? Laughing at them, as Last Jedi director Rian Johnson and stars Mark Hamill and John Boyega did:

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